Wilmer Sanchez — too drunk for Greyhound: achievement unlocked

40-year-old Wilmer Sanchez was jailed on April 20th after being too drunk to buy a bus ticket. Police responded to GreyHound security, who said that Sanchez was brought outside after trying to purchase a bus ticket and would not leave. When police spoke with Sanchez, it was apparent he was extremely drunk. He had watery eyes, was slurring his speech, and had lethargic body movements. Sanchez had difficulty standing and repeated the same answer for multiple different questions. He had an open container beside him and admitted to drinking that day. Police determined he was a danger to himself, and he was transported to booking.