Lori Woolbright poops herself in police car after repeatedly telling officers she had to “poopy”

54-year-old Lori Lynn Woolbright caused a disturbance at LaQuinta Inn & Suites on Interstate Drive late May 10th. When the police arrived, she was behaving erratically toward them and the hotel employees as she told them that her boyfriend had stolen all her belongings. They investigated and discovered that she had lost her property. Woolbright had a strong alcoholic odor emitting from her, showing numerous signs of intoxication, so they tried to get her to stay in her room. However, she refused. Then, she was detained due to being a public annoyance. While in the patrol car, she kicked the rear right window, causing it to get off-track. Then, on the way to booking, she repeatedly stated she had to “poopy.” When officers told Woolbright they were just down the road, she had already defecated herself, leaving remnants in the backseat. While she was being processed, she sat down on the bench inside the sallyport and left feces on it. Woolbright was taken into custody for two counts of vandalism of government property and public intoxication.

Jake Paul Impersonator “DoubleTakeJake” shadowboxes police officers – Bobby Wimberly

29-year-old Jake Paul Impersonator Bobby Michael Wimberly, aka “Double Take Jake,” was observed being belligerent, yelling and screaming near Kid Rock’s Honky Tonk in the early hours of April 28th while Officers were responding to an unrelated medical call. The officers then spoke with Wimberly and noticed he showed signs of impairment, so they tried to get him a taxicab, which he refused. His girlfriend even tried to get a cab, but he declined again. After this, Wimberly tried to shadowbox with officers, so they attempted to detain him, and he started pulling his arms away. Wimberly was taken into custody for resisting arrest, disorderly conduct, and public intoxication.

Birthday Boy Brody Jenkins resists arrest after yelling at people on Broadway

25-year-old Brody Jenkins caused a disturbance near 10th Avenue North and Broadway on his birthday, April 27th. Officers were advised that he was yelling at random citizens and walking towards 12th Avenue North. Officers located him in the middle of The Broadway Bridge, where he was seated on the sidewalk, crying and visibly upset. Jenkins told officers it was his birthday, and he had been drinking. Jenkins then refused to provide officers with his identification. Officers noticed he reeked of alcohol, showing numerous signs of intoxication, so they detained him. As Jenkins was detained, he continued cursing at citizens who walked by. Jenkins then started to “tense up” on officers and had to be restrained against their patrol car.  Jenkins was then taken into custody for disorderly conduct, resisting arrest, and public intoxication.

Kalen Hatchett gets into fist fight on Broadway

29-year-old Kalen Ferninando Hatchett and Andrew Joseph Mulcunry were involved in a fight near Merchants on Broadway in the early hours of April 7th. Officers arrived and went to break up the altercation, but Hatchett continued swinging and punching Mulcunry. When the officers tried to detain him, he started pulling away from them and resisting. Hatchett was then taken into custody for disorderly conduct and resisting arrest.

Loren Eicher booked after being unable to speak outside of Barstool Nashville

46-year-old Loren Eicher was seen drunkenly swaying back and forth outside Barstool Nashville on March 31st. When officers made contact with Eicher, he was unable to speak due to his high level of intoxication. Officers then attempted to find Eicher somewhere safe to go. Eicher told officers that he lost his relatives and lost all of his property. Since officers had nowhere to take Loren Eicher, he was taken into custody and charged with public intoxication.

Amanda Sparrow too intoxicated to get in taxi cab

25-year-old Amanda Michelle Sparrow was lying on the ground, trying to fix her broken boot with her other boot, in front of Jason Aldean’s Rooftop Bar around midnight on March 30th. Officers observed this while her friends attempted to get her a taxi, but she kept refusing and pulling away. Officers then intervened and tried to get her into the cab, during which they noticed she was unsteady on her feet and her speech was slurred. Sparrow was deemed unable to care for herself and was taken into custody for public intoxication.

Holden Parker caught with 6 grams of Meth after man overdoses on Rosa Parks Avenue

27-year-old Holden Wendt Parker, a Full Stack Salesforce Developer, was in the passenger seat when officers responded to a call regarding a man lying in the roadway near James Robertson Parkway and Rosa Parks Avenue on the night of March 22nd. When officers arrived, they located the unresponsive male and administered him Narcan. Officers observed Parker parked in his vehicle near the incident, approached him, and noticed he had white residue around his nose as if he had just taken a substance, exhibiting signs of impairment. Parker refused medical attention and then was detained due to his level of intoxication. Since his car was being left in a private lot, officers did an inventory search. Officers located six grams of Methamphetamine, a black pipe next to fentanyl test strips, dollars, a scale, and multiple small bags, all of which had residue on them. Then, the other person with Parker admitted to taking an opioid. Parker was taken into custody for three counts of unlawful use of drug paraphernalia, public intoxication, possession of fentanyl with intent, and possession of Schedule II drugs with intent.

Matthew Kellicker throws paper at Redneck Riviera bartenders

28-year-old Matthew Thomas Kellicker was causing a disturbance at Kid Rock’s Honky Tonk on the afternoon of March 9th. When officers arrived, security advised them that Kellicker was at Redneck Riviera. When officers arrived at Redneck Rivera, Kellicker was getting kicked out for throwing paper at the bartenders. Kellicker showed numerous signs of impairment as officers spoke with him. So, officers deemed Kellicker a danger to himself. Kellicker was taken into custody for public intoxication.

Bryan Daniels found passed out drunk on balcony of stranger’s Airbnb

36-year-old Bryan Daniels attempted to enter an Airbnb without permission at Rep. John Lewis Way on March 3rd. When officers arrived, The complainant stated that Daniels was outside sleeping on their balcony. Daniels was barely conscious when the officers were speaking to him. They asked him where he was staying, but he was unable to communicate due to his level of intoxication. Officers had to hold Daniel’s body up as he was placed into custody and transported to booking on March 3rd.