Nathan Miller to police: “Yeah, I’m faded… I’ve been drinking anything and everything.”

26-year-old Nathan Miller was found in apparent need of medical assistance late Wednesday night as he was slumped over and slurring his words after eventually being woken up by first responders who initially found him unresponsive. He had a strong odor of alcohol, and when Officer Lawson asked if he had anything to drink tonight, Miller responded, “Yeah, I’m faded. I’ve been drinking anything and everything.” Unable to care for himself, he was taken into custody for public intoxication.

Tourist Timothy Confair jailed for assault of wife in Nashville hotel room

49-year-old tourist Timothy Confair was jailed after holding his wife down against her will after a night of drinking downtown. Police spoke with Tammie Confair, who had visible cuts on her hands. When she got back to the hotel room, she started packing her things. When Timothy returned to the room, he pushed her onto the bed and held her down by squeezing her hands. She was eventually able to push him off with her legs. Timothy told police that he only held his wife down so she wouldn’t try to leave the hotel and drive while she was drunk. They spent the night together, and Tammie called the police in the morning.

Caitlin Sholey breaks into stranger’s home, found in bathroom, pants around ankles

29-year-old Caitlin Sholey was jailed this week after walking drunk into a home uninvited to use the bathroom. Police responded to Goodbar Drive and spoke with the homeowners, who said they were outside of their home at their freezer when Sholey walked past them and into their home. They confronted Sholey, and she shoved them, saying she had to go to the bathroom. They told her multiple times that she wasn’t welcome in their home and had to leave, but she continued and stayed in the bathroom. Police found Sholey still in the bathroom, slumped over the bathtub with her pants around her knees. She was extremely drunk and had a hard time speaking with the police. The police handcuffed her and sat her down on the toilet to talk. It was clear that she was utterly incapable of caring for herself. Despite the severity of the situation, the homeowners did not wish to press charges.

Monroe Shivers & Patrick Dudley charged in attempted Nordstrom robbery at Green Hills

30-year-old Monroe Shivers & 24-year-old Patrick Dudley were booked this week on an outstanding warrant from January after attempting to rob the Nordstrom store at Green Hills Mall. Video surveillance showed a black BMW X3 parked at the store entrance. Four individuals got out and broke the glass doors but couldn’t break down the metal doors behind the glass and fled the scene. Mall security told police that the exact vehicle with four individuals successfully burglarized a Belk store in Birmingham, Alabama, earlier that same day and stole $35,000 worth of handbags. The tag on the BMW was scanned into the LPR system to alert police when it was in their vicinity. Kentucky Highway Patrol located and attempted to pull over the BMW, but it fled, leading to a car chase until it crashed, and the four individuals were taken into custody. Multiple Handbags were found inside the vehicle, along with hammers, sledgehammers, ski masks, and gloves.

Steven Roberts charged with DUI after wife calls police and he flees the residence

36-year-old Steven Roberts was jailed after hitting the curb while driving drunk in front of the police on 24th Avenue. Robert’s wife called the police after he allegedly assaulted her. She told police he had been drinking heavily and left in his GMC Sierra pickup truck. While officers were speaking with Mrs. Roberts, Mr. Roberts drove by, hit the curb, and continued to swerve all over the road. Police could smell alcohol and saw two opened cans of Four Lokos inside the truck. The cans were empty, but there was some alcohol poured into a 7-Eleven cup. When Roberts exited his truck, he was swaying and slurring his words while he spoke with officers. He refused to do any sobriety testing and was transported to booking.

Timothy Moore attacked a woman; she grabbed him by the balls in self-defense

20-year-old Timothy Moore was booked this week on an outstanding warrant from December 2022, when he assaulted Neveah Douglas after an argument turned violent on Hicks Road. Police responded to a neighbor’s house, where they met with Ms. Douglas, who was bleeding from her eye and in severe pain. She told police that an argument started about Moore being upset that his family wasn’t there for him. He threw a black and mild at her throat, and the argument escalated. When Ms. Douglas threatened to call the police, Moore got on top of her and strangled her, so she grabbed him by the balls to get him off of her then he slapped her in the face. The slaps turned into punches, and he reportedly hit her in the eye with a remote.

Brenda Ruiz Solorzano attacks husband with flower vases

46-year-old Brenda Ruiz Solorzano was jailed last week for trying to hit her husband with a vase after an argument at their home on Kinwood Drive. Police responded and spoke with Fermin Martinez, who said he and his wife were arguing about their child being disrespectful when Brenda threw a drink on the ground in a fit of rage. Martinez went outside and told the child to grab food from the store while he continued mowing the lawn. Brenda came outside, stood in front of the lawnmower, and started yelling at him. Martinez told his wife he would not argue with her outside and grabbed her arm to guide her inside. When they got to the porch, she picked up a flower vase to try and hit him. Once they got inside the house, they continued to argue, and Brenda grabbed another vase and threw it at Martinez, but he said it didn’t hit him.

He had two small fresh scratches on his face, but he claims he doesn’t know where they came from. Brenda denies anything physical took place and that there was only an argument. Brenda told police that the front screen door knocked over the vase, and she slammed her hand down on the table, causing the other vase to fall over. She claims her husband never grabbed her to bring her inside, but with the evidence of the destroyed vases and the injuries to Martinez, she was taken into custody and transported to booking.

Callie Webber beats her daughter with a wooden rolling pin

When police arrived at the shared home of 51-year-old Callie Webber and her daughter, Callie told them that she knew she was “going to jail for hitting the b*t$h with the rolling pin” — and she did. The two had been in a verbal argument after her daughter reportedly refused to go to her room. Callie then went into the kitchen and returned with a large wooden rolling pin and began swinging it at the victim. She made contact, striking her daughter multiple times on the arms and once in the head.

Sarah Pence charged with DUI, says she took Adderall but not alcohol

Police say 34-year-old Sarah Pence couldn’t keep her Kia Soul between the lines late Monday night as she drove on Long Hollow Pike. She drove almost to the middle of an intersection at a red traffic light and continued to cross both lines as an officer followed behind her. A traffic stop was initiated and Pence declared she was unaware she was driving erratically or incorrectly. She performed poorly on subsequent field sobriety tests and consented to a blood draw. She stated they would find Adderall in her system.